dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wish I could punch you in the face.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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