Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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