SEEEEXXX PLEASE
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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