So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
It's blow job season.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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