dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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