i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you would pick up someone in the library
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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