nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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