How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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