I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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