If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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