just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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