What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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