I've blown a few things in my day
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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