We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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