Got a toothbrush?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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