i permit you to call me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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