dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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