i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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