Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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