very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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