we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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