I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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