She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just gift wrapped bread.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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