Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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