I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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