Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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