Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
