I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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