This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I intend to get homeless drunk
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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