I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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