question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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