just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
she pinky promised me she was 18
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I love you. Go after that dick
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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