I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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