This girl is more easily done than said...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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