i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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