How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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