i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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