I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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