ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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