Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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