Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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