his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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