Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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