Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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