This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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