yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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