yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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