I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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