even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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