Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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