we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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