best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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