Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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