smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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