he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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