I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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