But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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