I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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