what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i came on her dog
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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