Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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