the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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