Someone shit on the floor
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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